Old fans of everyones favourite fictional Tory MP Alan B'stard, will not have forgotten his response while being distracted to being asked 'Spotted Dick Mr B'stard?'
'No it's just a rash! '
Mind you nothing surprises you anymore. Saw a ridiculous feature today on the TV in wales with a local authority employed drug adviser earnestly advising 15- 16 yr olds on the terrible dangers of energy drinks and shock horror caffeine highs . Next time I see a group of drunken teenagers I'll remember to be grateful it was booze they got their hands on and not high energy drinks!